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Unisex Athletic Shorts Flock‑Field Motion Reactor Experiment

Unisex Athletic Shorts Flock‑Field Motion Reactor Experiment

Regular price $37.00 USD
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I PROUDLY PARTNER WITH ECOLOGI. EVERY ORDER PAYS FOR 1 TREE TO BE PLANTED AND 1 KG CARBON REMOVAL.

“Wearing these shorts alongside a loved one could mean that birds of a feather tend to flock together!” –Eccentric Chemistry.

These black chicken‑themed athletic shorts bring full barnyard‑bonding energy — playful, bold, and perfect for anyone who knows that matching outfits can turn into a whole flock‑level moment. The chicken pattern pops against the dark background, giving the shorts a fun, chaotic‑cute vibe that feels like sunshine, feathers, and a little bit of mischief. Lightweight, stretchy, and water‑resistant, they’re ideal for workouts, lounging, adventures, or twinning with someone special. Printed, cut, and handmade, these shorts are a wearable experiment in comfort, humor, and feather‑powered togetherness.

Product Specs:

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Four‑way stretch, water‑resistant fabric
• Elastic waistband with white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• Precision‑cut and hand‑sewn

Shipping/Returns:

• Free Shipping For All Orders Over $45 within the USA
• Shipping Rates For International And Orders In USA Under $45 Are Priced By Weight And Travel
• Shipping In USA Usually Between 8–10 Days With Some Exclusions
• International Shipping Will Arrive As Quick As Possible But Usually Does Take At Least 10 Days
• 30 Day Return Window On All Orders

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• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam

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