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Unisex Athletic Shorts – Popsicle‑Perfect Tush Shorts

Unisex Athletic Shorts – Popsicle‑Perfect Tush Shorts

Regular price $37.00 USD
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I PROUDLY PARTNER WITH ECOLOGI. EVERY ORDER PAYS FOR 1 TREE TO BE PLANTED AND 1 KG CARBON REMOVAL.

These athletic shorts bring pure popsicle joy — bright, sweet, summery, and full of that “I look good and I know it” energy. Lightweight, comfy, and made for movement, they feel like slipping into a little burst of frozen‑treat happiness. The design has that playful summer vibe that makes you think of hot days, cold popsicles, and the kind of confidence that comes from wearing something fun.

And yes… these shorts absolutely know how to flatter. They hug just right, move just right, and give every tush that same irresistible appeal as a perfectly chilled popsicle on a blazing summer afternoon. Cute, bold, and a little cheeky — exactly the kind of energy that makes people smile when they see you walk by.

“These shorts make every tush look as nice as a popsicle on a hot summer day!” – Eccentric Chemistry

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania

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