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Engineered in the lab for maximum durability and suspiciously high levels of comfort, this heavyweight long sleeve is ready for all your chaotic adventures.
This premium long sleeve shirt was created during a fabric experiment that definitely wasn’t OSHA‑approved. After mixing ultra‑soft fibers, a dash of cozy chaos, and a sprinkle of “oops, that actually worked,” the result is a heavyweight shirt that feels solid, warm, and ridiculously comfortable.
Perfect for layering, lounging, potion‑mixing, or escaping the existential dread of Monday mornings, this long sleeve gives you that sturdy, hugged‑by‑a‑friendly‑creature feeling. It’s thick enough to keep you warm, soft enough to wear every day, and stylish enough to make strangers wonder where you found it.
Wear it in the lab, on adventures, or while vibing with the universe — this shirt is built to keep up with every version of you. And remember: you matter, and you deserve clothes that feel good.
Bullet Points (Optional):
Premium heavyweight fabric for extra warmth and durability
Soft, cozy feel without the bulk
Perfect for layering or wearing solo
Unisex fit for all creatures and chaos gremlins
Warning: may cause spontaneous confidence boosts
• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 8.2 oz./yd.² (278 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 26 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide neck and cuff ribbing
• Double-needle stitch on hems
• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Game Over Dude Premium Fabric Experiment — Long Sleeve (UNISEX)
$41.00
This premium long sleeve shirt was created during a fabric experiment that definitely wasn’t OSHA‑approved. After mixing ultra‑soft fibers, a dash of cozy chaos, and a sprinkle of “oops, that actually worked,” the result is a heavyweight shirt that feels solid, warm, and ridiculously comfortable.
Perfect for layering, lounging, potion‑mixing, or escaping the existential dread of Monday mornings, this long sleeve gives you that sturdy, hugged‑by‑a‑friendly‑creature feeling. It’s thick enough to keep you warm, soft enough to wear every day, and stylish enough to make strangers wonder where you found it.
Wear it in the lab, on adventures, or while vibing with the universe — this shirt is built to keep up with every version of you. And remember: you matter, and you deserve clothes that feel good.
Bullet Points (Optional):
Premium heavyweight fabric for extra warmth and durability
Soft, cozy feel without the bulk
Perfect for layering or wearing solo
Unisex fit for all creatures and chaos gremlins
Warning: may cause spontaneous confidence boosts
• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 8.2 oz./yd.² (278 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 26 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide neck and cuff ribbing
• Double-needle stitch on hems
• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh