GAME OVER DUDE Experiment‑Ready Utility Bag
$25.00
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Built for chaotic creatures on the go, this utility crossbody bag keeps all your essentials safe, organized, and ready for whatever experiment life throws at you.
This utility crossbody bag was engineered during a late‑night lab session involving too many pockets, not enough sleep, and a surprising amount of enthusiasm. The result? A lightweight, durable, perfectly sized bag that carries everything you need without weighing you down.
With multiple compartments for your potions, snacks, trinkets, and emotional support items, this bag is ideal for adventuring, errand‑running, convention‑going, or simply vibing through the day. The adjustable strap makes it comfy for all creatures, and the sturdy build ensures it can survive even your most unhinged field experiments.
Whether you're a goblin on the move, a cozy chaos gremlin, or a scientist of vibes, this crossbody keeps your essentials close and your hands free for mischief.
Wear it proudly — the lab is better with you in it.
Bullet Points (Optional):
Lightweight and durable for everyday chaos
Multiple pockets for maximum organization
Adjustable strap for a comfy, customizable fit
Perfect for adventures, errands, and experiments
Warning: may cause spontaneous feelings of preparedness
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• Inside and outside pockets
• Adjustable strap
• Two-way zipper
• Blank product components sourced from China
GAME OVER DUDE Experiment‑Ready Utility Bag
$25.00
This utility crossbody bag was engineered during a late‑night lab session involving too many pockets, not enough sleep, and a surprising amount of enthusiasm. The result? A lightweight, durable, perfectly sized bag that carries everything you need without weighing you down.
With multiple compartments for your potions, snacks, trinkets, and emotional support items, this bag is ideal for adventuring, errand‑running, convention‑going, or simply vibing through the day. The adjustable strap makes it comfy for all creatures, and the sturdy build ensures it can survive even your most unhinged field experiments.
Whether you're a goblin on the move, a cozy chaos gremlin, or a scientist of vibes, this crossbody keeps your essentials close and your hands free for mischief.
Wear it proudly — the lab is better with you in it.
Bullet Points (Optional):
Lightweight and durable for everyday chaos
Multiple pockets for maximum organization
Adjustable strap for a comfy, customizable fit
Perfect for adventures, errands, and experiments
Warning: may cause spontaneous feelings of preparedness
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• Inside and outside pockets
• Adjustable strap
• Two-way zipper
• Blank product components sourced from China